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Did you just come from Alin Dragu’s email?

To get free stuff?

From Nick Bandy? Me?

And you want help getting clients?

That is NUTS.

This page was literally designed for exactly you.

Let’s not dilly dally…

(How I dress when hiring freelancers)

These were not all to “bargain bin,” $2 per hour dudes in a sweat shop.

I’ve hired ad agencies.

I’ve hired VAs.

I’ve hired automation…people.

I’ve hired SEO agencies.

I’ve hired BLOG writers. Yes, BLOG writers in CURRENT YEAR, even with AI!

I’ve hired dozens of freelancers and screened, by my best guess, over a thousand applications.

And in my hiring travels, I’ve accumulated a whole buncha treasure that’ll help YOU get hired.

Let me be crystal clear…

People have paid REAL, actual money for the things I’m about to dump into your lap…for free.

Lemme tell you what you’re gonna get:

You get my whole Retirement Proposal, AKA the proposal I sent to an enterprise client back in early 2025 that landed me a $12k per month retainer at 10-15 hours per week.

GOOD GRAVY.

I used some variation of this proposal to win virtually ALL of the high-paying jobs I landed, when I still used Upwork as a freelancer…

And this is a great “bread and butter” proposal template to use on any high-value client YOU find.

You’ll get the proposal breakdown, why it worked, how to reverse engineer it for your situation, and of course…because I guess I have to include this for you…

An A I-P R O M P T to auto-write your way to Retirement.

Get Freebies

You’re welcome.

You’ll also get…

The Profile Professor is a too-cool-for-school AI tool I built a few months ago that uses my absolute favorite Upwork profiles…and my client blueprint for how I rate freelancers…

…as a complete “brain” that grades YOUR profile (quite HARSHLY and fairly, I might add), just like I would.

As part of this giveaway, you’ll get my client blueprint—officially known as the Profile Professor’s Syllabus—to see how CLIENTS see you on Upwork.

(And see exactly what’s worth your time fixing, vs. what I consider “please just 80/20 this and move on.”)

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But wait, there’s ONE more!

In 2025, I hired a PPC agency to run my fractional CMO client’s ad campaigns.

Over the course of 18 months, that agency made about $150,000…

Off the back of a very mediocre, many might say “bad” proposal.

Yes, it’s AI.

Yes, it’s boring.

But…

There was ONE line in this proposal that destroyed all of their FIFTY competitors.

I’ll show you that line here (with the rest of the proposal), and why you don’t need to be an elite copywriter…

Or even a GOOD copywriter…

To pitch yourself.

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1. Enter your email below. Your REAL email. Not some AI inbox garbage.

2. Hit the button that says “Get Freebies”

3. There’s even a super-secret SURPRISE bonus on the thank you page…if you know you know 😉

What’s the catch?

You MUST remain on my email list for 72 hours to receive your goodies.

I know that because Alin vouched for you, you are a man or woman of caliber…

And that’s great, because it gets even better—drop your best email below and let’s do this thing.

America’s Most American Marketer (In America),
Nick Bandy

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