1. Affiliate OS (Normally $297)

Your complete operating system for buying AND selling as an affiliate.

👉 The deceptively simple 3-Tap sequence that moves a prospect from curiosity to qualification to "I'm in"—all through email, Messenger, chat, or text.

👉 The single Facebook-profile post that filled an agency's client roster for three months—and created an 80-person "Alert List" for future openings.

👉 How to make the phone call optional for the right offer… or transform it into a five-minute "short putt" instead of a soul-draining 90-minute persuasion marathon.

👉 Why jumping directly from "You have this problem" to "Buy my service" produces stalls, objections, and "Let me think about it"—and the missing bridge that changes everything.

👉 How an ugly Notepad document can outsell a polished webinar, gorgeous funnel, or elaborate presentation when it contains the right sales architecture...even when you're selling a five-figure offer.

👉 The trigger-point question that can open more sales conversations than two pages of clever copy—without introducing yourself, explaining your credentials, or pitching your service.

👉 The winery cold-email comeback story that went from one reply per 50–100 messages to almost everyone responding after changing one tiny question.

👉 Why "Send me the payment link" is not necessarily a closed sale—and the clarification question that brings the hidden objection into daylight.

👉 PLUS...How to turn a complicated done-for-you service into a tighter, more productized package that is dramatically easier to explain—and easier to close in writing.

2. Shogun Traffic Method (Normally $999)

Get "off market" newsletter ad spots and negotiate "rock bottom" prices, netting you hot subscribers and buyers for pennies on the dollar, PLUS more "black hat" list growth techniques you won't find anywhere else!

👉 The exact 13-word question that turned a $400 ad quote into a $250 deal without insulting, bullying, or "hard negotiating" with the seller.

👉 Why a tightly bonded list of 1,000 can humiliate a "big name" with 100,000 subscribers—and how to recognize these little pocket rockets before anyone else does.

👉 How to borrow years of someone else's hard-earned trust in a single afternoon—without buying an ad, building a funnel, or becoming internet-famous first.

👉 The "gold foil" mistake that causes marketers to celebrate while casually throwing away the most valuable part of the transaction.

👉 The two-question sequence that can turn a complete stranger into your most persuasive salesperson…without ever asking them to promote you.

👉 The perfectly reasonable sentence that secretly insults an audience owner—and can kill an otherwise ideal partnership before it begins.

👉 The "bread-aisle test" that instantly tells you whether your outreach sounds like a real human being or a marketer wearing a human costume.

👉 How to get someone to enthusiastically introduce you to their customers without paying them a commission—and leave them feeling as if they got the better end of the deal.

👉 The "nobody position" that gets you into rooms status-seekers can't enter—and removes the intimidation of approaching someone ten rungs above you.

👉 How as few as ten responses from a thousand cold names can provide enough fuel to begin swallowing an entire niche.

👉 The four hidden currencies you can negotiate when someone refuses to move another dollar on price.

And...WELL, there's more where that came from! But we aren't done yet!

3. Newsletter Hitlist (Normally $500)

Punch in a few details about your newsletter, and the Newsletter Hitlist will give you back a curated "hit list" of the BEST newsletters to contact for affiliate deals, ad spots, list swaps, and more. You get LIFETIME access, NO SUBSCRIPTION.

Does this whole affiliate thing sound too HARD? Nobody got time to research and pitch all these people, right? I got you covered! Newsletter Hitlist builds your own personalized portfolio of potential partners for ALL of your affiliate, newsletter ads, list swaps, and whatever other email partnerships you think of.

Building this by hand takes literal days, or you can outsource it to a VA and hope that they find the right people...but they probably won't.

Newsletter Hitlist is normally a subscription, but I'll give you LIFETIME ACCESS as part of this "Affiliate Alchemy" bundle. THIS page only!

Investing in the Affiliate Alchemy bundle arms you to teeth with enough list-growing and moneymaking tricks for a lifetime.

(And guess what? If ANY of these potential partners stops messaging you, you've already got the Ghostbuster to bring 'em back!)

Separately, these programs would cost you $1,796.

But in typical "how can I blow away all these Copyland fanatics" fashion...

I'm giving them to you for just:

$1,297

$897

$697?

No WAY am I selling this for $697. That's 61% off.

Haha...

YES! Give me Affiliate Alchemy for JUST $697!

61% off. And NO, there is NO discount for this on the next page! I'm serious! I cannot go lower!