For my last trick...allow me to say one more time...

CONGRATULATIONS on taking advantage of me and grabbing my first ever "smash hit" product for just $297.

I know this might sound odd, but...

Bet you won't use it.

Let's get something straight--the Ghostbuster Sequence kicks absolute booty. You saw the testimonials. A-List copywriters have used it. I used it ON Daniel Throssell, for crying out loud.

AI can't replicate it, either.

(Every time there's a new update to Claude, I ask Fable "hey try to make a really good follow-up sequence that doesn't suck." And then it hands me the lamest, most milquetoast 1998 corporate crap I've ever seen in my life. Claude and ChatGPT ain't got NOTHIN' on the Ghostbuster.)

AND STILL...

Why do sooooo many people who buy this thing just not use it?

Does it sound too pushy?

Too salesy?

You're worried you'll 'bother' people?

Look, I know you bought this with the best of intentions.

You'll use it tomorrow.

Definitely next week.

Surely next month!!!

Then you won't, or you'll send two messages and claim it doesn't work.

Look, I can't come to your house and force you to resurrect your dead deals.

That would be...

That would be nuts.

That would be...

Almost exactly what I'm going to do.

I'll Become Your Ghostbusting Copilot for the Next YEAR.

Bring me your dead conversations.

I'll use my own blood, sweat, tears, and TIME to hep you transform your broken dreams into fat, dirty deals.

We'll start with a 30-minute kickstarter call where you'll lay your woes at my feet. I'll help you triage your best opportunities.

We'll work through your existing dead deals using the Ghostbuster Sequence. I'll tell you what to say when you're stumped, and even help you move conversations forward AFTER they reply.

After we clear out your Ghostly Backlog, bring me any FRESH ghosts you accumulate throughout the year. Shoot 'em over by email and we'll work our ectoplasmic recovery magic.

This offer does NOT make sense if you charge $3 per hour. I'm sorry, but there aren't enough ghosts on the planet for you to recoup your investment in the next year.

If, however, you regularly work with 4-5 figure deals, busting a SINGLE ghost over the next year will likely put you ahead already.

Alright that's enough dancing around the price...